![]() Malcolm followed up the immortal “Hold Up Bro” with the famous double idol declaration, in which he pulled out two immunity idols, gave one to BarK owner Eddie, and declared that he and the rest of the Three Amigos were voting for Phillip. Or they might not have been the smartest players. And who can forget that Malcolm once voted for Reynold (the master of throwing things into things), convinced Reynold to give him his immunity idol with three timeless words, and continued to have an alliance with him afterwards? Mind control is the only explanation. Petebro gazed into Malcolm’s eyes and determined that despite being extremely evasive when asked about it, Malcolm did not have an immunity idol (he obviously did). He is handsome, funny, a competent narrator, good at challenges, great at finding immunity idols, and, most importantly, an absolute blast to watch. What makes Malcolm special is the fact that he appeals to almost every type of Survivor fan. It also introduced the biggest star Survivor had since Russell Hantz, a glorious golden god named Malcolm Freberg Then Philippines arrived and brought with it the fun, drama, and excitement the previous four seasons lacked. But these seasons were dominated by awful people mistreating each other or generally acting like douchebags, with little to no satisfactory comeuppance. Sure, Cochran made his first appearance here, and we had strategically flawless gameplay from Boston Rob and Kim. One of the biggest issues of these seasons was a lack of truly great characters and players. ![]() It had aired Nicaragua, Redemption Island, South Pacific, and One World in succession all of which could have an argument made for being the worst season ever (it was almost certainly Nicaragua, though). ![]() Prior to Philippines, Survivor was in a rough spot. Long time commenter Diego Armando volunteered for the assignment, and he hit the jackpot. Next up: Malcolm Freberg.Įditor’s note: Since six entries didn’t feel like enough for this series, we invited some more regular contributors to the site and put them through the randomizer. Welcome to Survivor Analyst Russian Roulette, where the authors of this site are randomly assigned contestants from the upcoming season of Survivor: Game Changers and must give an honest assessment of what to expect from them. ![]()
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